Archive - Jun 3, 2007

Tales of Woe

A customer just complimented me on my columns, so I asked him, "what should I write about tonight?"

He paused, and said, "Just be positive."

Ha! If he only knew how hard that's going to be today, what with Johan Santana walking more batters than he strikes out against Oakland. I was going to sneak home to watch the game, but now I am glad I did not.